I just had to share this story before I went to bed, and you’ll see why…
So, I went to Disneyland with my sister, my nephew, and some friends and their kids tonight. After a fun-filled evening, we decided to stay for the 10:30pm parade for the kids. We found great seats among a row of empty benches about 20 minutes before the parade and everyone got set up with snacks and whatnot. Two of my girl friends that had been sitting between my sister and I on one bench decided to go smoke a cigarette before the show and, right as they got up and walked away, some lady sat down between my sister and I with a toddler. (Remember… We’re in a row of empty benches… There were plenty of other available benches.) I, very politely (because I was in a good mood) said, “Oh, I’m sorry, my girl friends are sitting here.”
Her response: “Oh, really? And where are they?”
Me: “Ummm… Smoking…”
Random Lady: “Oh, smoking?! Well, my daughter is handicapped and sitting right over there (*points to a bench directly across from us that is completely empty except for her daughter*) so I’m not moving!”
(Why she didn’t want to sit next to her daughter, I don’t know.)
Me: “Oh my God! You’re so rude.” (As I look to my other friends in disgust.)
Random Lady: “Screw you, bitch!”
(Please remember that there is a toddler in her lap and she started with the bad language. Now, the kids in our party are preoccupied with my friends so they didn’t hear the following, but…)
Me: “Wow! Okay, well, you’re welcome to stay here, I’ll just continue the conversation I was having then. (*I look to my sister sitting on the other side of her*) So, that guy I was with last night had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen and we spent the entire night fucking like animals…”
Random Lady: “Excuse me! There is no need for language like that!”
Then somebody else in her party comes up and gets involved and starts saying that she doesn’t appreciate language like that in front of her kid (I guess the toddler was hers) and it’s completely uncalled for and that I have zero respect for those around me, etc. So, of course, I raise my voice back and remind her that SHE sat between US, not vice versa. And she’s welcome to leave if I make her uncomfortable, blah blah blah. Then some other dude tries to get involved and tells the women to walk away and leave it alone and go sit somewhere else. So, they do. So me and my friends start laughing, then he get in my face about how childish we are and how disrespectful I am, etc. THEN, they call security over and cry to them so security has to talk to me…. OMG!!! What a mess!!! But even funnier that security told them to go sit somewhere else! HAHAHAAHAH. But, I was told to watch my language… Of course, I reminded all of them that she started it with the ‘bitch’.
Anyway, I thought I’d share. We all thought it was SO FUNNY. This woman invades our personal space, then has a problem with how we talk?!?! (No, I don’t talk like that in public… Just wanted to piss her off after she called me a bitch.) I just can’t believe how some people are. Who the hell does that?! If I had sat down next to someone (well, I’m always considerate and ask if the seat’s taken, first!) and didn’t like their conversation, I’d move… Not complain to them! What a psychotic bitch! Just gotta laugh it off I guess.
I hate having to spoil everyone’s magical evening with something like that, and luckily the kids were playing and had no idea what happened or I’d feel REALLY bad about my language (I’m not one to curse in front of children), but I apologized to my friends, even though they thought it was great entertainment! I reminded them: I’ll NEVER start a fight… But I’ll sure as hell finish one! HAHAHAHAHAH.
Just thought I’d share.
Mean people suck!
